SORRY

So, it's been awhile, hasn't it? I have not put a new post on the site in quite a few days - for this I apologize. I do not apologize for my devilish good looks - that is a curse that I must carry with me as I flirt my way through life's problems. Nonetheless, I can make a million excuses about why I was lackadaisical in my posting (does beating a new video game count?), but instead, I will tell you a brief story.

The other day, a woman cried because the bathroom was dirty. Yup. She came in for abdominal pain, it was determined that she was having a miscarriage, but she didn't care. "I wasn't keeping this one NEWAYZZZZ." Aside from being annoyed at the fact that medicine has not progressed to the point where she could be triaged, seen by a nurse, seen by a doctor, diagnosed and treated, and discharged all within a span of 1 minute/never having to leave her house, she seemed as though she was pretty level headed.

But then she cried. Because there was toilet paper on the bathroom floor - balling her eyes out. People are the worst.

Anyway - I've got a new stable of stories, and I'll be sure to release one every few days so that I can cater to my thousands of fans, who are all clamoring for more. Or just for my mom and my best friend's mom. Two... thousands... same thing, right?

*for those of you who may think that she was releasing some pent up emotion over the news... just stop.